Friday, December 11, 2009

ALL I WANT FOR XMAS, PT. 3

Here's the final addition to my xmas list: I want liposuction.

Why do I want it? Mostly because I'm too lazy to commit to any real exercise regiment and I don't have the money to go on a good diet. I do promise to start eating better and exercising more once I do get the liposuction. I PROMISE!

As I think on it, I seem to have the Neiman Marcus of xmas lists. Here's a recap:
1. A polar bear
2. A breast reduction
3. Liposuction

If that doesn't scream high-end xmas, then I don't know what does. Eat your heart out Neiman Marcus...


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