Thursday, July 16, 2009

give me my whip cream and no one gets hurt

Dear Starbucks Barista,

I would just like to say that just because I ordered my frappuccino light, doesn't mean I don't want any whipped cream. While your light frappuccinos have 1/3 less calories than the regular, I still want my damn whipped cream! I like to cut my calories in many ways and skipping out on the whipped cream is just not one of them. I like my frappuccinos light so I DON'T feel guilty about having the whipped cream. Keep this in mind the next time I stop in. Don't make me have to scream across the counter again that "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I do want the whipped cream!"

Sincerely yours,
Jen

3 comments:

  1. That's the best part! Did she go temporarily insane or something?

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  2. Kel, it was like she looked at my ass and decided for me that I didn't need it. No matter what kind of diet I'm on, it's never a "no whipped cream" diet.

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  3. That's evil on her part. You can talk about my fat ass all you want, but do NOT screw with my whipped cream!

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