What are you doing???

My dear, old friend Kel seemed to enjoy the last post very much, so I've decided to post some more funny relationship stories, but not all at once...

One rainy day, the boyfriend and I headed out to the local Walmart -- I say local like there aren't 20 Walmarts in a 5 mile radius anywhere in the country. By the time we got to Walmart the rain had stopped, leaving the ground wet. I wear flip flops when it rains because if wet, my feel will dry faster than if I were to wear socks and sneakers and have to suffer the rest of the day with cold, wet feet.

We're walking along towards the store, holding hands, when we walk through the crosswalk. What happens when you walk on wet parking lot paint in flip flops you ask? You slip and fall.

Felling the tug of me going down, he looks at me, on sprawled out on the ground and asks me, "What are you doing???" Sarcastically, as usual, I tell him that I decided to sit down in the damn parking lot.

I pick my ass up and we proceed into the store. Feeling pain shooting through my knee, I stop and pull my jeans up to take a look and see that my knee is a lovely shade of purple already. I tell him to look at my knee and he says, "You're fine. You exaggerate everything." WTF?!?!?! Where's the love???

There was none that day, as I limped through the rest of the store...