Wednesday, November 18, 2009

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, PT. 2

It's taken me some time to figure out what next to put on my list, but I finally figured it out. Again, it's a group present, so start pooling your resources because I want a breast reduction.

I think that I've been wanting a breast reduction since 1996, but now is the time that you can make it happen for me. I'm tired of backaches, not fitting into cute tops, and having to buy a size larger just cause my boobs won't fit in a smaller size dress or top. Enough is enough. I'm ready to go back to small boobs, so start saving because if I don't see a check for a breast reduction under my xmas tree this year, HEADS WILL ROLL...
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  1. KelNovember 19, 2009 at 3:56 AM

    You get your reduction when I get mine... and I think having H cup breasts come first!

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  2. JenniferNovember 19, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    I guess this means the other 9 people reading this are gonna have to split it 9 ways instead...

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  3. CheleNovember 19, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    well damn, Kell wins, I'm only a G. See if they will give us a 3 for 1 and maybe we have a deal

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  4. DreaNovember 20, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    I'll split with you if I can have one, too. I have to move them out of the way like they're extra limbs.

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  5. JenniferNovember 20, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    I tried to get my doctor to approve me for one when I was 19, but no luck. Maybe there's some breast reduction party we can have, kinda like those botox parties people had or are still having...

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