It's too fucking hot...

It's the first day of fall, but you'd never know it in New Orleans. It's 4 in the morning and there's a heat index. Fall will not be here for quite a while.

I'm longing for the days where you can turn the A/C off and open the windows and let the breeze and "fresh" air in. I wanna eat apples and pumpkin everday. I've already been having pumpkin spice orgasms thanks to Starbucks, but it's just not the same as fresh baked pumpkin pie. I'm tired of taking 2 steps outside and having sweat pour down my back.

I wanna live where there are actual seasons, not just summer and more summer. I love tanning and the laziness of summer, but fuck the heat. I want to snuggle under the covers and drink hot chocolate or a pumpkin spice frappuccino (no matter how cold it is, you'll find me bundled up drinking a COLD beverage). Snuggling under the fleece blanket in sweltering heat is just plain suicidal, as I found out the hard way. I guess I'll have to wait in agony for the "seasons" to change here in New Orleans or die trying to create an indoor season change.

So for all you people out there experiencing a real Fall today, you can go fuck yourselves. I want my damn Fall and I want it now...