I love reality TV. It doesn't matter how stupid or trashy the people are. I watch one minute and I'm stuck. Monday and Tuesday night's I'm stuck on TLC.
On Monday's I like to catch up on everyone's favorite divorcing couple, Jon & Kate Plus 8. To all those people out there that say that they shouldn't be on, screw you. All you want to see is a happily married couple raising their 8 kids. Let's face it people. In this day and age, divorce is very common. You never see it portrayed on TV. It's always the 5 minute plot line on some shitty sitcom and then you never see what happens after that. With divorce being so common, people, including children, need to see what it's like for a REAL family to go through it, not a bunch of actors who can't convey what's really felt at those times.
Up next on the lineup for Monday is Cake Boss. I wish I could be that creative, but sprinkles and the occasional sugar letter are all I can muster up.
Tuesday night brings me to 18 Kids and Counting and Little Couple. Love the little couple. Who doesn't like little people??? However, a better question is, what possessed the Duggars to have all those damn kids!?!?!?
Curious about this family, I visited my friend Wikipedia. Apparently they used to use the pill (over 20 years ago), but Michelle suffered a miscarriage after her first tax write off was born, and she thought it was because she took the pill. After that, she went off the pill and had 17 more tax write offs. The Duggars are conservative Baptists, although I think they're a cult in and of themselves. Not surprising, there are more families out there like them.
Regardless of their religion or birth control beliefs, I watch them. It's good to see a wholesome family out there, no matter how far from being like me they are.
After watching an episode, my mom once said, "I should've had 18 kids. I never would've had to lift a finger." You know, she's right. In every episode you see the kids cooking and cleaning. What the hell do Michelle and Jim Bob do other than fuck? At what point is God going to say you have enough housekeepers??? I mean kids...
One starts to wonder about Michelle. At what point did the kids start walking out of her vagina? I can only imagine what one kid does to your vagina, but 18?!??! Yes, I know that she had a few c-sections, but the vast majority of those bible beaters did walk out of her clown car vagina. She has got to have the roomiest vagina out there.
I don't know what else to say, except I sure hope that they're done having kids, but you never know. They may want another aunt or uncle for their granddaughter to be...
On another note A&E has a new show called Hoarders starting on Monday. How will I be able to choose between people who can't let go of shit and a bakery that makes awesome looking cakes??? Answer to be determined...
Oh, you make me laugh. I used to wonder the same thing about the Duggars. But I love watching them. The kids seem so calm and sure of themselves. It's good to watch a family that isn't influenced too much by the outside world's madness.
ReplyDeleteAs for Jon and Kate... I sincerely hope those kids don't end up in therapy because their parents fight like that. I read something about Kate checking into a Days Inn because the cops were called to the house due to a fight between her and Jon. It was Jon's time with the kids, so I wonder if the fight was during the switch time or if Kate was in the wrong or if Jon was in the wrong. Who knows? I'll take the Duggars over the Gosselins any day because I don't feel sorry for the Duggar kids. Hell, I wish I *WAS* a Duggar sometimes.
Cake Boss = Amazing fun. I am stuck on that show like peanut butter on toast. I loved the Bridezilla episode. Classic.
Trying to warm up to the Little Couple. They seem kind of vanilla to me. Then again, I watched the Roloff family for a few seasons and with a mix like that in the house vanilla isn't to be found. You have excellent taste in T.V.